| brain: | why are you going so slow? |
| lungs: | I currently hate you. |
| feet: | I'm gonna turn into 10 pound weights now. |
| Legs muscles: | I am going to start hurting in random places, kay? |
| Sidewalk: | I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps. |
| People in cars: | *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run! |
| People walking: | nice ass baby |
| Me: | Why do I do this to myself? |
| Me: | ... |
| Me at end of run: | I love running so much! I would never give this up! |